Raindog

Paladin: I want world peace, but there are people I want to kill first.

Sorcerer: Just so everyone knows, don’t ever try to climb a tree at night while casting Dancing Lights. The owlbears don’t like it. Fighter: Now I’m curious, what happened? Sorcerer: I made a Very Bad Mistake.

Bard: I think a common mistake people make about puns is that they often believe puns are meant to make people laugh. This is not so! The emotion that puns are meant to elicit isn't joy, it's RAGE. 548 notes

Monk: I have horse-like reflexes. Druid: Don't you mean cat-like? Monk: *kicks Druid in the jaw*

Sorcerer: Don't 'oh no' me before you know what I'm going to do! Sorcerer: So anyway, I'm going to use fire-

Bard: Everything I say is backed up by whatever the opposite of facts and logic is

Wizard: Next person who tells me that is getting turned into a mushroom. Sorcerer: You can do that? Druid: One way or another, in the end, everyone gets turned into mushrooms. At least, if they're lucky enough to die in a forest.

@pretre@Romans832 @Torg @RobynMM Lo, it has long been my plan in life to slowly take the lead over @pretre by posting random photos, dungeon maps, and rpg memes. It started in the late 1980's when I gave Al Gore the idea to invent the internet. My attention on posting WHFB and Infinity threads were a ruse. I had to wait years until Covid distracted the rest of Ordo, I could truly embrace being the 1 poster on Ordo. It is a heavy burden, but my shoulder are large and I am not running a successful business and my children are fully grown. 🙃