Raindog
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Sorcerer: Wanna see a trick? Fighter: The last time you showed me a trick, it took two weeks for my eyebrows to grow back.
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Sorcerer: How would you feel if I interfered with YOUR personal life? Wizard: I'd hate it. That's why I cleverly have no personal life.
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Ranger: See? It's a moo point. Wizard: Don't you mean moot point? Ranger: No, no, it's like. Moo point, like a cow. 'Cuz like. People don't care about a cow's opinion. Wizard: ...huh. Wizard: Hey have I been with them for too long or does that just make sense—
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Bard: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword. Fighter: That's why I carry two swords.
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Wizard: What have we learned? Barbarian: Don't drag me into this, I'm not here to learn.
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Bard: “I’m too pretty for this” is a very valid excuse, actually.
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