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Raindog

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  1. Bard: Can I make a suggestion that doesn’t involve violence or is this the wrong crowd?
  2. Fighter: I have been informed that running through camp shouting ‘WHO’S UP FOR A FIGHT’ doesn’t technically qualify as a briefing.
  3. Wizard: We don’t know how to kill this thing. Barbarian: I thought I might try violence. Fighter: Solid call.
  4. Sorcerer: We're gonna die. Bard: We're not gonna die. We can't die, Sorcerer. You know why? Because we are so VERY pretty. We are just too pretty for the gods to let us die.
  5. Paladin: Your friends were counting on you. Rogue: Well, that's their fault. I have carefully cultivated a persona that screams, "you're on your own."
  6. Irvin Kershner, Jeremy Bulloch and David Prowse - on the set of The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
  7. Dragon Turtle from the AD&D Monster Manual, 1st Edition
  8. Bard: Can I make a suggestion that doesn’t involve violence or is this the wrong crowd?
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